Monday, April 9, 2012

Wanna hear ur computer speaking? copy the entire comment above into notepad and save it as speak.vbs

dim fname
StrText=("user. this is your computer speaking .you have just uploaded a harmfull virus batch file into the network. this computer is correpted.error 234543354345!")
set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
ObjVoice.Speak StrText
fname=inputbox("why did you upload the virus batch file to the internet what intention did you have! ")
StrText=("microsoft connecting. " & fname)
set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
ObjVoice.Speak StrText
fname=inputbox("you will be responsible for this crime! all files are being checked by microsoft! if any .bat files are found microsoft will take action " & fname)
StrText=("please enter your name! your ip adress is tracked ! u cannot escape!the current user who is using the computer will be responsible for all the damage done!")
set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
ObjVoice.Speak StrText
fname=inputbox("please enter your name here!")
StrText=("why did you damage windows batch files " & fname)
set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
ObjVoice.Speak StrText
fname=inputbox("you going to be punished! " & fname)
StrText=("i cannot give you anymore information! you will be contacted from microsoft soon!")
set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
ObjVoice.Speak StrText
msgbox("C-Driver error station!this computer is deactivated.")
StrText=("did you know that you have just deleted the batch files that belonged to windows and it is internationally illegal! u might get 5 years of prison or 56,000 dollars or both! please listen carefully.the ciber crime officers will get to your location in a week !!!")
set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
ObjVoice.Speak StrText
msgbox("deactivating the computer!")
StrText=("You did too much damage... you must be arrested!!")
set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
ObjVoice.Speak StrText
msgbox("error turn of your pc now!")
msgbox("error turn of your pc now!")
msgbox(" connecting......!")
msgbox("windows is terminating the computer!")
msgbox("microsoft is tracing your location!")
msgbox("error turn of your pc now!")
msgbox("error turn of your pc now!")
msgbox("error turn of your pc now!")
msgbox("deleting boot files!")
msgbox("error turn of your pc now!")
msgbox("error turn of your pc now!")
msgbox("error turn of your pc now!")
msgbox("the computer is not responding!")
msgbox("error turn of your pc now!")
msgbox("error turn of your pc now!")
msgbox("error turn of your pc now!")
msgbox("error turn of your pc now!")
msgbox("error turn of your pc now!")
msgbox("clearing up ram. please wait!")
msgbox("error232323232 a batch file is found, you are guilty!")
msgbox("breaking all security firewalls!")
msgbox("initiating self termination!")
msgbox("error all data corrupted!")
msgbox("self destruction in!")
msgbox("3!")
msgbox("2!")
msgbox("1!")
msgbox("program terminated!")
msgbox(" microsoft deletd all the boot files!")
msgbox("please shut down your computer now!")
msgbox("please contact microsoft for more information!")
StrText=("ha ha ha april fool. created by parag livezz4 u!")